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Glass Trolling

[[A figure wearing glasses is looking at his phone.]] My hobby: Figure: OK, Glass, check tomorrow's weather. Ooh, snow! Off-panel figure: Oh my God, it's somehow even more annoying than if you had it. Saying "OK, Glass" before everything while wearing regular glasses.

Plus, when someone finally grabs your glasses and stomps on them, it costs way less than $1,500 to replace them.