Every year: 'It's <year>–I want my jetpack [and also my free medical care covering all my jetpack-related injuries]!'
![Rocket packs are easy. [[Someone is lying on the ground wearing a rocket pack, with heat waves coming from their lower legs and feet.]] Someone: Ow. The hard part is inventing the calf shields.](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rocket_packs.png "Every year: 'It's <year>--I want my jetpack [and also my free medical care covering all my jetpack-related injuries]!'")