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Play-By-Play

[[Beret Guy is most definitely sitting at a desk, in what may or may not be an announcer's box. Beret Guy has what may or may not be an active headset with microphone on under his hat.]] Beret Guy: For those just joining us, hi! We're on part 5 of a hitting game. Beret Guy: The next guy has a big bat, so he'll probably hit the ball real far. huh? {{ - Wait- he missed! - Oh good, they're letting him try again. Beret Guy: The people sitting on the chair shelves are yelling at this guy, but he's ignoring them. Wow. - Rude. Beret Guy: This thrower is good! He keeps making people leave by throwing balls at them. - It's just him though. None of his teammates are joining in. Beret Guy: That guy just ran to the second pillow when no one was looking! - Everyone's real mad but I guess they checked the rules and there's nothing that says he can't do that. - Yikes. Hopefully they can fix that once this game is over.

The thrower started hitting the bats too much, so the king of the game told him to leave and brought out another thrower from thrower jail.