Oh no, I changed the future and now I'm disappearing! Wait, never mind, it was just my hat slipping down over my eyes.
![[[Two people watch a man in a red sports car drive by]] Person 1: I bet he just drives that car to overcompensate for his cyan penis.](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time_capsule.png "Oh no, I changed the future and now I'm disappearing! Wait, never mind, it was just my hat slipping down over my eyes.")