In the latest round, 9-year-old Muhammad Ali beat 10-year-old JFK at air hockey, while Secretariat lost the hot-dog-eating crown to 12-year-old Ken Jennings. Meanwhile, in a huge upset, 11-year-old Martha Stewart knocked out the adult Ronda Rousey.
![[[We see the earth, with many rockets flying away from it.]] Computer voice: Oh my God, why do you even have all these? What's wrong with you? We're launching them into the sun. The moment the computers controlling our nuclear arsenals become sentient](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/magnus.png "In the latest round, 9-year-old Muhammad Ali beat 10-year-old JFK at air hockey, while Secretariat lost the hot-dog-eating crown to 12-year-old Ken Jennings. Meanwhile, in a huge upset, 11-year-old Martha Stewart knocked out the adult Ronda Rousey.")