Corollary to Hofstadter's Law: Every minute you spend thinking about Hofstadter's Law is a minute you're NOT WORKING AND WILL NEVER FINISH! PAAAAAANIIIIIIC!
![[[We see a social media post from a woman posting a link to the local news.]] Woman: It begins. Local News: Seagull steals phone, drops it in ocean Protip: to make your day more dramatic, post a random minor news story with the comment "It begins."](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/estimating_time.png "Corollary to Hofstadter's Law: Every minute you spend thinking about Hofstadter's Law is a minute you're NOT WORKING AND WILL NEVER FINISH! PAAAAAANIIIIIIC!")