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Podium

[[Two women stand in front of a tree with a tire swing on it.]] Woman 1: OK, looks good. Woman: I read that there are these huge dumps everywhere full of millions of old tires that no one knows what to do with. Woman: We should use one of those next time. Woman 2: Yeah. That guy was real mad. Woman: I would not want to fight him again.

BREAKING: Senator's bold pro-podium stand leads to primary challenge from prescriptivist base.